Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Using Temporary License To Get Into Bar

Heaven and Hell

After a long and heroic life, a brave samurai arrived in the afterlife and was destined for heaven.
He was a guy full of curiosity and asked to give first glance to hell. A contented
angel and took him to hell. He found himself in a vast hall that had a central table laden with plates and dishes filled with tasty treats and unimaginable.
But the guests, who sat all around, were emaciated, pale and emaciated so mercilessly.

"How 'possible?" asked the samurai to his guidance. "With all that good in front of God!" .

"You see, when they come here, they all receive two sticks, those used as cutlery to eat, only they are more than a meter long and must be closely contested at the end. Only in this way can bring food to the mouth. "

The samurai shuddered. It was terrible the punishment of those poor souls who, try as they did, they could not even put a crumb to eat.
He did not want to see any more and asked to go immediately in paradise. Here we in for a surprise.
Paradise was a living hell absolutely identical! Inside the huge hall was the infinite table of people; identical parade of delicious dishes. Not only that, all the guests were fitted with the same chopsticks over a meter long, to hold the end to bring food to the mouth.
There was only one difference: the people here around the table was happy, well fed, brimming joy.

"But what it 'possible?" asked the samurai.
The angel smiled "hell everyone is anxious to grasp food and bring it to his mouth, because they have always behaved well in life. Here, on the contrary, each takes the food with chopsticks and then take care of his neighbor ".

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